Dada and the Optometrist

I'm just back from the tri-annual eye exam. Actually it was only my third ever eye exam. It just so happened that my last eye exam was three years ago. With school approaching and tons of procrastination I finally booked an appointment.

So I'm sitting with the doctor who is showing me my vision with and without the prescription. In a good natured way pointing out my squinting to read the chart.

When I piped up:

"I don't need to read the bumper sticker on the car in front of me I just need to avoid the car in front of me. And that car, even a Smart car, is going to be four times the size of the entire eye chart"

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On the upside I learned the province lowered the eye sight requirements. I no longer have the worst eyes that do not require a prescription. I'm now AVERAGE. Wahooo!