Fair Signs

So during our adventure in A trip to the Fair I noticed the signs on the kid's rides.



Upon closer inspection I see:


There are kids under 42" tall that have heart conditions. Maybe. Probably, sadly.

High Blood pressure? Is daycare that stressful?

No smoking on the ride! Thankfully I bummed a smoke from the four year old before he got on the ride.

No Drugs! Well that might explain what Jeff was up.

Welcome to the safety world! Please wear your helmets at all times! No Running while pointing.

JEEZE