Monday, September 22, 2008

Total Junk Post

How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed with a Velociraptor

I could survive for 1 minute, 13 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

I might have done better if in the later questions I hadn't answered to the question "What would you do when the raptor is chewing off your arm" with "cry like a giant sissy". I gotta be honest I'm pretty sure that would be my reaction. Especially over options such as "chocking him with the chain" or apply a "choke hold with my other arm".

Although since this is a scenario I had never thought about I'm now better prepared!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Apparently I would only survive 25 seconds...no wrestling experience and I opted for the "Me 0, Raptor 1" option after he chews off my arm

Matt

Dave said...

I got 1:19! (I guess that beating the raptor with my torn off arm bought me another 6 seconds to run around the bed wailing)

Saje said...

What the heck is this site you boys have all this time for???

Holy crap!

Saje

Anonymous said...

well..I just had to try it and I would survive for 1 min and 3 secs...hmmm...yes, I would be screaming on the top bunk hoping I wouldn't have any body parts eating and not have to look at any blood!!! Tuff BD