Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Skinny Santa

OK I can't let this pass. Not only is it a pill of **** but it continues my theory that after the smokers they're coming for the fat people.

Santa told to slim down for Christmas to 'set a good example'

"Bluewater's Santa Boot Camp is getting Santa in shape and setting a good example to children who idolise him.

"He will still be the same lovable jolly man, but will be fitter and healthier."

Doesn't Santa already stand for goodness? Presents for good little boys and girls.

Heck let's modify Santa to teach all kinds of things. Perhaps we should have Santa:
  • greet kids on the exersize bike while having a health shake

  • show the importance of the environment by buying carbon offsets for his world wide jaunt on Christmas night

  • maybe even have a hybrid sled

  • show social justice by giving bad kids gifts too!

  • Finally taking action by sacking those evil anti-red nose reindeer that made Rudolph's workplace a hell

Oh look behind Santa, there's a half naked underweight body in underwear on that GAP Ad. That's ok, they're skinny so they're good idols for kids.


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